No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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