kristin has been a bad kristin
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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