Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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