after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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