Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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