My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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