Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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