dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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