South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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