didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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