i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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