talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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