at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just had sex bonerless
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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