Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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