I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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