She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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