ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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