This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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