Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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