69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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