I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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