flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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