i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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