Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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