saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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