he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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