I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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