Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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