It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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