what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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