Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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