I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I have post one night stand depression
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