Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
