Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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