It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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