I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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