kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
