How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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