I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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