There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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