I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
two words: eviction party
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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