why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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