We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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