she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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