I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
