Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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