i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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