8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You are the jesus of drinking
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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