Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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