I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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