it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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