I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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