Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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