Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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