More tranny stories later!
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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