D3 body, D1 cock
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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