I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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