Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I looked at my own cervix.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
